Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Owning a Ferrari is a fundamental human right....

In a major survey, I have discovered that most people believe that owning a Ferrari or similar performance sports vehicle is a "fundamental human right".

“Despite worries about privacy and fraud, people around the world see access to the Ferrari as their fundamental right,” said DodgPoll chairman Billy Beancounter commented. “They think that the road legal performance sports car is a force for good, and most don’t want governments to regulate it.”

Perhaps this will be in the parties' manifestos come May? And they will use taxpayers cash to make sure I get my fundamental human right? Like they plan to do with web access?


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