Showing posts with label Barak Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barak Obama. Show all posts

Sunday, 8 August 2010

Bye-bye oil spill! And maybe an apology Mr Obama?

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You have to wonder don’t you?

In a humiliating climbdown, the Obama administration conceded the 'vast majority' of the oil that gushed into the ocean from the ruptured well has already gone. The rest, it says, is probably so diluted, it doesn't appear to pose much of a threat.

Ooops! Not much of a spill really:

Yes, the spill killed birds — but so far, less than 1% of the number killed by the Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska 21 years ago. Yes, we've heard horror stories about oiled dolphins — but so far, wildlife-response teams have collected only three visibly oiled carcasses of mammals. Yes, the spill prompted harsh restrictions on fishing and shrimping, but so far, the region's fish and shrimp have tested clean, and the restrictions are gradually being lifted. And yes, scientists have warned that the oil could accelerate the destruction of Louisiana's disintegrating coastal marshes — a real slow-motion ecological calamity — but so far, assessment teams have found only about 350 acres of oiled marshes, when Louisiana was already losing about 15,000 acres of wetlands every year.

So will Mr Obama and all the eco-nutters apologise to BP? Somehow I doubt it.

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Thursday, 17 June 2010

Barak, BP and the principles of PR

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Now it may come as a surprise to those with any knowledge of my political career, but I won a prize for PR once. There it hangs – on the wall of the office – a facsimile of the front page of PR Week resplendent with my prize-winning prowess.

It is on this basis (and I appreciate that it’s a pretty limited basis) that I am going to talk about BP. Or “British Petroleum”, as the Americans like to call the company in an act of guilt displacement almost unmatched in recent times. It would appear that, because of a major oil spill at an American-owned, American-operated drilling platform commissioned by BP, the company has found itself up to its armpits in the proverbial sticky-stuff.

More importantly, what we have seen is the meeting of corporate PR with political PR – and the political PR of the American left to boot. Let me explain.

Effective crisis public relations is predicated on three things – honesty about what is happening, description of the remedies and response in place and the constant availability of senior management in presenting these issues. The theory – that stuff I got the prize for – says that this approach will work. There will still be a crisis but the firm will be seen as having accepted responsibility, responded appropriately and that this response is led by the most senior people in the organisation. BP have done this well – as an example of applying the crisis PR playbook it is spot on. But the playbook didn’t reckon on politics.

The principles (and I use that word loosely) of political PR can be described as – don’t accept responsibility, attack someone else or shift the blame and avoid any careful, factual consideration of how to respond to the particular crisis. Politics is – as the man said – a dirty game and BP have fallen foul of Barak Obama’s need to protect his rather fragile poll position. And the fact that there’s a ‘foreign’ company to blame is a godsend. POTUS couldn’t have wished for a bigger gift horse to snog.

Barak Obama’s actions – once he’d made it clear it was “somebody else’s fault” – have been driven by the polling responses, applause and focus groups not by any coherent strategy to address the problem. Every step has been to reinforce – through attack campaigns, dissembling and what amounts to misinformation – the culpability of a ‘foreign’ company (that happens to be 40% US-owned). The full might of the Obama machine – press, PR, social media – has been directed to blaming BP rather than to working with the company to address the problem.

And, sad to relate, this negative, unpleasant and (according to the PR textbook) wrong campaign is working. It’s a sad world.



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Friday, 12 February 2010

++URGENT: sycophantic cliche warning 18th February++

Health Authorities across the world are warning that a high risk of pious, smug and sycophantic cliches will occur next Thursday (18th February) as Barak Obama meets the Dalai Lama.

Authorities have long warned that the "smugons" emitted by Obama may interact badly with the "pions" produced by leading self-righteous figures such as the Dalai Lama. With the two sources meeting the concentration of pointless, cliched drivel across the airwaves could become intolerable for those of a more sensitive disposition.

"Anyone Chinese or holding any kind of right-wing or libertarian view is advised to avoid news broadcasts for the period of risk" advises a WHO Spokescreature; "exposure could cause palpitations, aggressive behaviour and axe-wielding."

The WHO advises those witnessing these responses to proceed carefully and not to use words like 'spiritual', 'leader' or 'human rights' as these may lead to more extreme acts up to an including violence or even self-harm. Medical services have stocked up on photographs of Margaret Thatcher and film clips of Ronald Reagan for use in such emergencies.

"We hope to contain any outbreak," said the WHO Spokescreature.

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