It's a joke surely? A silly joke...
The state government is preparing to ban solariums and the private sale of sunbeds.
Government and opposition MPs supported a motion in Parliament for the bans, introduced by Greens MP Colleen Hartland in the upper house on Wednesday night.
This is Australia right? Where it's sunny all the time? So first, why are Aussies using sunbeds? And second isn't the burning hot sun more of a problem for the skin cancer?
You see those 447 sunbeds in the State of Victoria were wandering the land shooting people with their skin cancer rays.
People know the risks - they're on the label so to speak. Yet they still prefer to be brown. Their choice.