Showing posts with label iPad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iPad. Show all posts

Saturday, 17 March 2012

Ah, the wonders of the iPad market!

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Since Apple choose to launch their lovely new iPad in one place but not in another, they create a situation where wealthy enthusiasts in unserved markets are prepared to pay over the odds to lay their hands on the shiny new technology. And businessmen - "gangs" as the Daily Mail call them - who service that market:

Black market gangs in London paid people to join the queue and buy the new tablets so they could then be sold on at a profit.

What we know is that Apple are well aware that this happens - just as they know people buy and sell places in a queue, pay people to queue for them and generally game the demand for the shiny little things. It suits Apple to create temporary shortages, to allow a 'black market' of reselling at way above list price and to generally puff up the launch.

That a few unfortunate geeks fail to get hold of the new thing having queued all day is unfortunate for them but they could have chosen cash instead of time as their currency and had the new gadget without queueing!

For my part I admire the enterprise of those selling places in queues, the people earning a few quid for keeping a place warm and for having the chutzpah to corner a few dozen iPads to ship to places where - for their own reasons - Apple have chosen not to launch just yet.

Markets are wonderful!

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Thursday, 28 January 2010

Apple iPad - carved from the living earth and powered by pixies



Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke, "Profiles of The Future", 1961 (Clarke's third law)


It seems that Steve Jobs has either taken the sage words of Arthur C Clarke to heart or else his Californian researchers really have discovered the practical application of sorcery. The iPad is says the advert:

“…a magical and revolutionary device.”

So forgive me if my mind glimpses a picture of cloaked and hooded men (and probably women too in this modern age of magical equality) gathered in secret cabal. Here, deep in some mystical crystal cave the spells are cast that create – from the living earth – this artifact of great power.

And elsewhere, in some sylvan glen a ritual takes place. Slender maidens and beautiful youths dance and sing. Noble gifts of food, drink and video games are laid on the soft, mossy forest floor. The little folk, the pixies, are contacted. And with these gifts the deal is struck. Oberon agrees to the project. The light from the will ‘o the wisp, the speed of the fairy herald, the strength of the gnome and the cheek of the brownie will be marshalled.

The iPad – that magical device – will live!!

Carved from the living Earth and powered by pixies!


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